Brain Atrophy

Becks tells me this is a real thing - that your brain starts to atrophy if you immerse yourself in the internet/tabloids/trash culture. Every cat you LOL at (except Cat Party), every tweet, all those bloody tumblrs full of unnaturally thin girls and pictures of motorbikes, they're all making your intellect fall apart - it really shouldn't come as much of a surprise when the above is a screengrab of an actual documentary i watched last week (broke my heart). I think I'm in serious danger of my entire brain trickling out of my ear. This took me over 20 minutes to write and spellcheck - IT BEGINS.

I'm going back to bed to watch True Blood